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rurukandy

the signs on valentine's day

  • Aries: motherfucker where is my valentine
  • Taurus: *frantically shoves chocolate into mouth*
  • Gemini: maybe i can pay my friend to pretend to be my date
  • Cancer: ugh, all those cute couples are gross. i'm not jealous, i just don't like seeing people suck face in the halls!
  • Leo: what the hell am i going to do with all these flowers and all this chocolate?
  • Virgo: love is a social construct and i don't need it
  • Libra: OMMMGGGGG I LOVE EVERYONE ! *goes home and cries*
  • Scorpio: i'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no partner *sniffles*
  • Sagittarius: why is this a holiday lol. i am my own valentine
  • Capricorn: i am a sad, lonely person. no one loves me. buT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE BITCH I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU ANYWAY *breaks down crying*
  • Aquarius: wat
  • Pisces: time to buy myself chocolate and pretend it's from my crush
rurukandy

the signs on valentine's day

  • Aries: motherfucker where is my valentine
  • Taurus: *frantically shoves chocolate into mouth*
  • Gemini: maybe i can pay my friend to pretend to be my date
  • Cancer: ugh, all those cute couples are gross. i'm not jealous, i just don't like seeing people suck face in the halls!
  • Leo: what the hell am i going to do with all these flowers and all this chocolate?
  • Virgo: love is a social construct and i don't need it
  • Libra: OMMMGGGGG I LOVE EVERYONE ! *goes home and cries*
  • Scorpio: i'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no partner *sniffles*
  • Sagittarius: why is this a holiday lol. i am my own valentine
  • Capricorn: i am a sad, lonely person. no one loves me. buT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE BITCH I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU ANYWAY *breaks down crying*
  • Aquarius: wat
  • Pisces: time to buy myself chocolate and pretend it's from my crush